florida is a godless place. I went there once, got in the ocean, and immediately had to evacuate because a bull shark was swimming right towards me. there was an alligator on the side of the freeway. meth addicts and men on tractors roam free. florida is america’s australia
alternate 5b episode titles
make me choose: Brad Pitt
orand Angelina Jolie
” Brad is a wonderful man and a great father and the person I admire most in the world because I know who he is every minute of every day. I think he’s extraordinary.”
Is that you in that beautiful car? Geez, what a waste of machinery!
- citizen: it's a bird!
- citizen: it's a plane!
- *superman flies down with kryptonite between his teeth*
- superman: it's a metaphor